HOW TO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO CLASS DISCUSSIONS

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TIPS & TRICKS

(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

  1. Sit in the corner
  2. Furrow brow
  3. Check phone again
  4. Take a bathroom break
  5. Reread Snapple fact
  6. Color coordinate clothes with wall
  7. Wait for silence to pass
  8. Never make eye contact
  9. Have no opinions
  10. Arrive late/leave early
  11. Type vigorously
  12. Daydream
  13. Never look up
  14. Practice "listening face"
  15. Mumble to neighbor
  16. Go for a hallway walk
  17. Take that phone call
  18. Catch up on emails
  19. Doodle
  20. Visualize dinner
  21. Shake head when others do
  22. Plan next vacation
  23. Do taxes
  24. Download twitter
  25. Get a drink of water
  26. Return library books
  27. Track amazon packages
  28. Secretly eat small snack
  29. Remember childhood Christmas gifts
  30. Do homework
  31. Deflect questions with shoulder shrug
  32. Peruse local lunch specials
  33. Order new shoes
  34. Check out instagram stories
  35. "Like" controversial facebook posts 
  36. Memorize fire evacuation plan
  37. Read horoscope
  38. Think of yesterday/tomorrow
  39. Check the weather
  40. Rank Michael Jackson songs
  41. Google latest ailment
  42. Draw fire evacuation plan from memory
  43. Tweet first tweet
  44. Pretend to highlight notes
  45. Imagine worst case senerio
  46. Hum with mouth open
  47. Search for the perfect GIF
  48. Fall asleep
  49. Massage own hands
  50. Brainstorm names of future pets