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IT'S THE YEAR 2018 SO THIS IS SERIOUS. FIRST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. WHEN MY LAWYER EMAILS ME BACK I WILL WRITE SOMETHING POETIC AND LEGALLY BINDING HERE. FOR RIGHT NOW, IF YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT ME AND THE SECURITY ONE THE MFA LLC, LLC WEBSITE PLEASE:

  1. CLOSE THIS WINDOW
  2. CLEAR YOUR CACHE
  3. RETHINK USING ANY INTERNET ENABLED DEVICES
  4. STOP USING BANKS
  5. GIVE UP HEALTHCARE
  6. MOVE OFF "THE GRID"
  7. FORGET ABOUT SHOPPING
  8. GET A RUSH FEELING ALL THAT SECURITY RUSHING THROUGH YOUR VEINS.